Dialogue from The Librarian, a TV movie on TNT. Sheltered “professional student” Flynn Carsen (played by Noah Wyle of “E.R.” fame) is kicked out of school and is interviewing for a job at a vaguely supernatural library:

Charlene (Jane Curtin, coldly): What makes you think you could be the Librarian?

Flynn Carsen (Noah Wyle): I know the Dewey decimal system, Library of Congress, research paper orthodoxy, web searching, I can set up a RSS feed…

Charlene (stifling a sigh): Everybody can do that. They’re librarians.